As you can see, I've been to shows as a kitten and I even was quite good,
but ....... I say, what a horror, the plucking on your cat's body.
How can they think of something like that!
When it appeared that they wanted to continue the misery when I became a grown-up cat,
I at once let them know that a show career was nothing for me.
Fortunately they understood and after that I was allowed to stay comfortably at home.
When I became a mother, I informed my kittens at once about the existence of cat-shows; this made clear how much I hated it.
Luckily my better half totally agreed with me, for he doesn't like it either.
The result; our two girls who live at home are cosily sitting on the couch.